June 27, 2007
Jantics
Okay, I’ve had my arm twisted. I don’t really think Janna over at Jantics is funny, but I was asked nicely, so I’ll write about her. I’ve never peed myself laughing while reading her posts, not even when she wrote the one about the angry mimes with spaghetti tongs and a ferret. For pity’s sake, the woman talks to pudding. Maybe because her brain is jello and they’re related? She such a namedropper, too. Dr. Phil, Oprah, Orlando Bloom, C3PO and Goofy all in one post? The woman is just all over the place. I don’t think even an IBM memory could possibly contain all of the bits and pieces she throws out. We should sit up and take notice? I’m so unimpressed. Janna doesn’t even possess the grace and skill to figure skate. I’ve been doing that since I was in diapers. I’ll bet she can’t ride a bike either. No talent. She’s just got nothing going on at all. Well, except that she’s got a good supply of dark chocolate-covered orange slices. I go for the chocolate. Yeah, that’s it. That’s why I keep going back. Not the humor. Not the charm. Certainly not the sharp wit. Go on over there and see if I’m not right. Eat some chocolate while you’re there.
I was right, right? She didn’t make you laugh, did she? Did you bring me back some chocolate?
Disclaimer: I am not doing this because I’m in denial about a secret crush on Janna. I’m doing it because I have a thing for Mr. Fabulous and I don’t care who knows it. I fanatasize about having him as my figure skating partner in the next Olympics. In a grass skirt. Laugh at me if you want. Just don’t laugh at Janna. She’s not funny.
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June 27th, 2007 at 7:59 pm, Janna Says:
If you need me, I’ll be over in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, sobbing uncontrollably…
June 27th, 2007 at 8:05 pm, skeet Says:
Have some chocolate, Janna.
Love ya, gal. You rock my sox!
June 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm, ruth Says:
Just read her Thursday 13…brilliant and so funny!
June 27th, 2007 at 8:51 pm, Fez Travel Says:
So true! I couldn’t argue with that.
June 27th, 2007 at 8:56 pm, Leigh Says:
LOL!!!