August 5, 2007
Mr. Fab’s cure
I have to say that I’m disappointed in the response to my plea on behalf of Mr. Fab and his sanity. Where are the hoards of sycophants friends who flock around him like flies to yesterday’s fish? Many seek his favor, but only the few have answered the call on his behalf. Jade and Cass stepped up, but the rest of you have failed your friend in his hour of need. Compassionate strangers on the streets of Waianae (above) have posed their posteriors for this man they know nothing about. Yet you, who know him best and claim him to be dear to your hearts, have withheld your support. Shame! Shame on you, you seekers of favors, you brown of nose! He gives so much. Can you not do this small thing to accomplish a noble goal? While it is undeniable that Colleen has a sweet ass, His Fabulousity has become so focused on that one point that his already fragile hold on reality threatens to shatter. Your friend needs you. Do the right thing, I implore you!
Despite your callous disregard in the face of my previous plea, I humble myself before you yet again in supplication. The task at hand is not overly burdensome. First, do not under any circumstances give in to the pressure to place the phrase Colleen has a sweet ass on your blog. I know that it is hard to deny the Fabulous One anything, but you must, in this one instance, overcome the desire to please him. Banish the words Colleen has a sweet ass from your consciousness. Don’t even allow yourself to think them. Secondly, show your ass. Insist that our Fabulous but friable friend gaze upon a bounty of buns, thus being forced to accept the reality that an ass is just an ass.
Put your ass on the line. He’d do it for you.
[tags]ass, ass-obsession, Colleen has a sweet ass, insanity, mental health, Mr. Fab[/tags]
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August 6th, 2007 at 8:22 am, Jennifer Says:
Did all these people know you were taking pictures of their butts? LOL
I’m still working up the courage.
August 6th, 2007 at 8:32 am, skeet Says:
It was stealth photography, Jennifer. That’s why I cropped them so closely, so as not to show anything identifying. I’m sure they would have volunteered if they’d known how desperate the cause is, though.
August 6th, 2007 at 8:34 am, skeet Says:
Sorry Jennifer! Didn’t mean to call you by the wrong name!
August 6th, 2007 at 9:16 am, In the name of Fab » Footprints on the Moon Says:
[…] to help cure Mr. Fab’s obsession. When she received a less than stellar response, Skeet repeated her plea. Well, Skeet, (and I can’t believe I’m doing this), you have tugged at my heartstrings. […]
August 6th, 2007 at 9:17 am, Jennifer Says:
http://www.footprintsonthemoon.com/2007/08/06/in-the-name-of-fab/
August 6th, 2007 at 9:32 am, skeet Says:
WTG, Jennifer! Totally smoking red panties on a very fine ass, lol! That ought to distract him from his silly obsession!
August 6th, 2007 at 1:47 pm, Whatever I Feel Like » Blog Archive » Colleen’s Sweet Ass Says:
[…] you travel in my blog circles (and really, why wouldn’t you?), you’ve no doubt seen an abundance of sweet asses lately. However, none can compare to the sweet ass that Colleen has. I’m […]
August 6th, 2007 at 4:25 pm, skeet Says:
You’re support is appreciated, amy! Way to show your ass!
August 6th, 2007 at 11:22 pm, Mr. Fabulous Says:
Take me right now. I’m serious. Do me.